Alexia Stumer

“We know you stood guard duty at the White House, Reuben. We have film of you urinating behind the bushes.”
― Kyle Keyes, Worm Holes

“She was knowingly punishing herself. That was the only reasonable explanation. There was no use in acting naive. What happened earlier in the day was proof that she was going to give in to his flirtation. It appeared she'd thrown caution to the wind and opened her arms to embrace everything that could go wrong in her life. What's one more problem to add to the pile?”
― Emem Uko, The Place That Gave

“You see, there are no pretty pink flowers in the woods at night.”
― J.K. Franko, Eye for Eye

“Don’t rush, my dear. It is not fitting for a ma’hana, and only makes you look guilty.”
― S.G. Blaise, The Last Lumenian