Octavia Biddle

“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”
― Groucho Marx

“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
― Albert Einstein

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
― Groucho Marx

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett