Kimberly

“as a lobbyist he had long ago concluded there was no difference in how Democrats and Republicans conducted the business of government. The game stayed the same: It was always about favors and friends, and who controlled the dough. Party labels were merely a way to keep track of the teams; issues were mostly smoke and vaudeville. Nobody believed in anything except hanging on to power, whatever it took. .....”
― Carl Hiaasen, Sick Puppy

“Serge's attention-deficit disorder was the first of many hyphens. Obsessive-compulsive, manic-depressive, anal-retentive, paranoid-schizophrenic. He was believed to be the only self-inflicted case of shaken-baby syndrome.”
― Tim Dorsey

“You from the IRS? The man's voice was deep and wet, like mud slipping down a drain.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Double Whammy

“A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Star Island