Ann (Noumena12)

“Doing something for someone because she wanted to do it instead of because she had to do it would be a welcome relief.”
― Erin Nicholas, Hitched

“Every woman should know how to make one signature dessert. Not for anyone else but herself.”
― Jennifer Probst, The Marriage Trap

“Maybe if the men in my life weren’t always making smart-ass comments, they wouldn’t have to worry about bruises so much.”
― Julie Powell, Julie and Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen

“What about the jerks who think good oral sex consists of sucking your clit so hard it feels like you're stuck to a vacuum cleaner? You're there, squirming, about to pass out from agony, slapping at him and yanking his hair to get him to stop, and what does the moron do? Thinks you're coming, redoubles his efforts, and obnoxiously grins at you.”
― Elle Aycart, Heavy Issues