Yasmin

“A man can be whip smart and witty and caught up in the gale of life, chatting up roomfuls of people and making them laugh till their teeth damn near fall out, and at the same time, he can be the world’s loneliest, most miserable creature.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, The Last American Vampire

“I took the swab using the collection kit that I’d borrowed from Dominic who, I realized, had left the Boy Scout scale behind and was now verging on Batman levels of crazy preparedness.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Foxglove Summer

“Famous murderers are only famous because they get caught. The best killers are those whose names we shall never know.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, The Last American Vampire

“As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion