Yasmin

“Henry O. Sturges, born in England, March 2nd, 1563. Landed at Roanoke, July 27th, 1587. Friend to the American Revolution, present at the Battles of Trenton and Yorktown, staunch supporter of the North in its hour of need, adviser to presidents, a decorated soldier who distinguished himself in the trenches of the Great War, and member of the Union Brotherhood—a collective of vampires dedicated to preserving the freedom of man and his dominion over the earth.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, The Last American Vampire

“Famous murderers are only famous because they get caught. The best killers are those whose names we shall never know.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, The Last American Vampire

“As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Legion

“A man can be whip smart and witty and caught up in the gale of life, chatting up roomfuls of people and making them laugh till their teeth damn near fall out, and at the same time, he can be the world’s loneliest, most miserable creature.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, The Last American Vampire