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Love was putting up with someone for fifty years so you’d have someone to bury you when you died. I would know; my family was in the business of death.
“You’re a musician. How can you have no sense of timekeeping?” “You are a larger instrument than a flute.” “I bet you say that to all the girls.”
― The Ministry of Time
― The Ministry of Time
“A podcaster has decided to ruin my life, so I’m buying a chicken.”
― Listen for the Lie
― Listen for the Lie
“Love was putting up with someone for fifty years so you’d have someone to bury you when you died. I would know; my family was in the business of death.”
― The Dead Romantics
― The Dead Romantics
“I said, “The closest I’ve ever got to flying is going downhill on a bike when I’m drunk.” “Very dangerous.” “Want a go?” “Yes.”
― The Ministry of Time
― The Ministry of Time
“You know what I think the trick to dealing with family is? I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately.” “What?” I said, spreading strawberry jam on my toast. “Marrying your best friend.” He wiped his mouth with a napkin. “You marry your best friend, and at family gatherings you deal with your shitty relatives together. You laugh about it and have each other’s backs. Share looks and text each other from across the room when everyone else is being an asshole. And nobody else really matters because you have your own universe.”
― The Friend Zone
― The Friend Zone
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Allison’s 2025 Year in Books
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