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“If any of them tries to hug me I’m going to get my gun and shoot them dead,” Aunt Honey growled.”
― Grady Hendrix, How to Sell a Haunted House

“I don't think you're supposed to use your mobile telephone in here, Elizabeth," says John.
She gives a kindly shrug. "Well, imagine if we only ever did what we were supposed to, John."
"You have a point there, Elizabeth," agrees John, and goes back to his book.”
― Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club

“You know when you look into someone's eyes for the first time and the whole world breaks apart And you just think, "Of course, of course, this is what I've been waiting for all this time"?”
― Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club

“So we were all witnesses to a murder" says Elizabeth "Which, needless to say, is wonderful”
― Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club