Candice

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.”
― George Carlin

“Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.”
― Ricky Gervais

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”
― George Carlin