Vaibhav

“For the free and for the brave. We pledge allegiance to our flag, And when we’re done we’ll go play tag.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!

“My name is A.J. and I hate it when my school gets attacked by monsters”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!

“loudspeaker during morning announcements. “Students, there are three more nights to go before vacation,” he told us. “I hate to do this, but if you don’t reach your goal by Friday, the field trip to Water World will be”
― Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

“Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes. “Maybe he rented it,” said Michael. “You can rent anything. There’s probably a place called Rent-a-Turkey.”
― Dan Gutman, Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!