Phil

“I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side ..."

(Englishman in New York)”
― Sting, Nothing Like the Sun

“Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.
The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation.
"I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!”
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita

“Maybe Heaven will be a library. Then I will be able to finish my to-read list.”
― Kellie Elmore

“If you say “I don't read” like it's something to be proud of, punch yourself in the face repeatedly.”
― Donald Bell