“That's when I noticed his oddly swollen gums. Now, I must point out that my mom has always told me to be wary of men with poor dental hygiene. “Steer clear,” she warns, “it means they're irresponsible.” And suddenly it dawned on me! This was what he'd meant by “I am what you were warned about…”
― People Are Unappealing: Even Me
― People Are Unappealing: Even Me
“Two groups of people read medical dictionaries: premed students and hypochondriacs. You can tell who's who because med students look bored, hypochondriacs enthralled.”
― People Are Unappealing: Even Me
― People Are Unappealing: Even Me
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