Iulia

“If I could change any one thing about me, I’d change you.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.”
― Bob Marely

“Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible