David

“We’re a different sort of thief here, Lamora. Deception and misdirection are our tools. We don’t believe in hard work when a false face and a good line of bullshit can do so much more.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly”
― Patrick Rothfuss

“The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.'
There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my mother spoke slowly, with an edge to her voice. 'I think you mean "wild beasts laying their heads in his lap".'
'Do I?”
― Patrick Rothfuss

“We are the Edema Ruh, and the thing we value most every man possesses. You can tell us your story.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear