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George couldn’t help disliking Grandma. She was a selfish grumpy old woman. She had pale brown teeth and a small puckered-up mouth like a dog’s bottom.
“George couldn’t help disliking Grandma. She was a selfish grumpy old woman. She had pale brown teeth and a small puckered-up mouth like a dog’s bottom.”
― George's Marvelous Medicine
― George's Marvelous Medicine
“She accused me of being a political lesbian, not a biological one, and when I refused to give up men she got so pissed she cut my panties into little pieces and tossed them out the window”
― Summer Sisters
― Summer Sisters
“Nine percent of the population is homosexual, nine percent is left-handed.”
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
“No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.”
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
“Caitlin was fascinated by Vix’s pubic hairs. “Lay down,” she said, “and I’ll count them for you.”
― Summer Sisters
― Summer Sisters
Derek’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Derek’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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155 friends
4,110 books
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1,677 books
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42 friends
4,085 books
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427 friends
1,682 books
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142 friends
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435 friends
673 books
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153 friends
417 books
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478 friends
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