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George couldn’t help disliking Grandma. She was a selfish grumpy old woman. She had pale brown teeth and a small puckered-up mouth like a dog’s bottom.
“George couldn’t help disliking Grandma. She was a selfish grumpy old woman. She had pale brown teeth and a small puckered-up mouth like a dog’s bottom.”
― George's Marvelous Medicine
― George's Marvelous Medicine
“No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.”
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
“Nine percent of the population is homosexual, nine percent is left-handed.”
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
“Dr Mistletoe was yet to have a feeling erupt inside of her reminiscent of two freight trains colliding inside a narrow tunnel (the tunnel in this instance being her vagina).”
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
“Caitlin was fascinated by Vix’s pubic hairs. “Lay down,” she said, “and I’ll count them for you.”
― Summer Sisters
― Summer Sisters
Derek’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Derek’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
620 books
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139 friends
920 books
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69 friends
3,674 books
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4,270 friends
978 books
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2,461 friends
2,038 books
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142 friends
3,879 books
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425 friends
7,529 books
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155 friends
389 books
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482 friends
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