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Caitlin was fascinated by Vix’s pubic hairs. “Lay down,” she said, “and I’ll count them for you.”
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“No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.”
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
“These days we can calculate how many times a woman can give birth before she is worn out. The answer is: twenty.”
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
“Nine percent of the population is homosexual, nine percent is left-handed.”
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
“She accused me of being a political lesbian, not a biological one, and when I refused to give up men she got so pissed she cut my panties into little pieces and tossed them out the window”
― Summer Sisters
― Summer Sisters
“Dingleberry: a small clot of dung, as clinging to the hindquarters of an animal.”
― Summer Sisters
― Summer Sisters
Derek’s 2025 Year in Books
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