Amyson paused Big Momma’s House 2 and climbed clumsily out of her seat, her enormous and perfect breasts brushing the face of the old lady in the seat next to her.
“She accused me of being a political lesbian, not a biological one, and when I refused to give up men she got so pissed she cut my panties into little pieces and tossed them out the window”
― Summer Sisters
― Summer Sisters
“These days we can calculate how many times a woman can give birth before she is worn out. The answer is: twenty.”
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
“No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.”
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
― Covid Claus is Coming to Town
“Nine percent of the population is homosexual, nine percent is left-handed.”
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
― Summer House with Swimming Pool
“George couldn’t help disliking Grandma. She was a selfish grumpy old woman. She had pale brown teeth and a small puckered-up mouth like a dog’s bottom.”
― George's Marvelous Medicine
― George's Marvelous Medicine
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