Rhicz

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”
― E. V. Lucas

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally.
"No," Sunny answered.
"Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let's go.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator