Stuart

“I was on a par with the Creator of the Universe there in the dark in the cocktail lounge. I shrunk the Universe to a ball exactly one light-year in diameter. I had it explode. I had it disperse itself again.
Ask me a question, any question. How old is the Universe? It is one half-second old, but that half-second has lasted one quintillion years so far. Who created it? Nobody created it. It has always been here.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

“He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.”
― Elbert Hubbard

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
― Elbert Hubbard