Laura Ball

“Damn women never make any sense. You see, at lunch, Amy was saying as how you was hot and Mallory said you was hot but you was kinda an asshole." He scratched his head, then continued, "So I said if you was hot, I had an extra fan in the engine room that I could put at your table. They just laughed. I thought it was kinda rude and all if you were uncomfortable, but sometimes women are just funny.”
― Jasinda Wilder, To Die For

“If words are the power of life and death, you just pointed a loaded gun at your head.”
― Gena Showalter, Beauty Awakened