Bethany

“Yeah, you're sitting in a tree because you're fine. That's easy to see. I can't believe this is Maximum Ride, destroyer of despots, warrior hottie, leader of the flock! All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!”
― James Patterson, Angel

“you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?
He blushed modestly.”
― James Patterson

“You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent.
"Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“Who ya gonna call?"
"Ghostbusters!"
"That phrase is ruined forever.”
― James Patterson, Max