Jen Morris

“Do you realise that if Reed and I spend more than five minutes in a car together, it will quite literally explode? We'd die, Lettie. We wouldn't make it to the wedding. You'd lose your maid of honour , and Bailey would lose his best man, and instead of a wedding, you'd be attending a funeral. It'd be tragic. You don't want that.”
― Karley Brenna, Bite the Bullet

“It was her. She was behind it all. She had to be.”
― Philip Anthony Smith

“Fuck, I'd bite the bullet every time if it meant Brandy Rose was staring up at me afterwards, looking utterly and irrevocably ruined in the best way possible.”
― Karley Brenna, Bite the Bullet

“My shower wank earlier wasn't enough to help me survive the next few hours.”
― Lowri Charles, Call It Fête