Dude

“Do you mean proactive like when you fucked my swim coach and knocked her up? Is that the kind of proactive I should be shooting for?”
― Karen M. McManus, The Cousins

“It was like she blacked out.”
― E.L. Todd, Forever and Ever Boxed Set

“creator for abandoning me with such idiotic company. Right Head: The forest is so cool! =D There’s so many different kinds of flowers here than there in the flat grassy area. I want to name all of them, but Left says I can’t just keep calling them all “Right flower” and “Right flower two.” =/ So, this red one can be “Right flower A,” and the white can be “Right flower B!” =)  I like to pick them. I have a whole bunch of them now! Left doesn’t like it though. He says that flowers will attract bugs. Why would bugs want flowers? They aren’t even big enough to pick them up! Left can be so stupid sometimes. =P”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of a Conflicted Wither [An Unofficial Minecraft Book]

“I’m a pretty good dancer,” Lion says. “Do you want to see me Floss?” “No,” she says, frowning. “Flossing will not help you save your friends and defeat the witches!” She is clearly exasperated. “I can do the Macarena,” Tin Man adds. The guardian sighs and shakes her head. “Save the Wizard first. Then get your friends. Then you can practice your dance moves.”
― Sarah Mlynowski, Abby in Oz