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“creator for abandoning me with such idiotic company. Right Head: The forest is so cool! =D There’s so many different kinds of flowers here than there in the flat grassy area. I want to name all of them, but Left says I can’t just keep calling them all “Right flower” and “Right flower two.” =/ So, this red one can be “Right flower A,” and the white can be “Right flower B!” =)  I like to pick them. I have a whole bunch of them now! Left doesn’t like it though. He says that flowers will attract bugs. Why would bugs want flowers? They aren’t even big enough to pick them up! Left can be so stupid sometimes. =P”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of a Conflicted Wither [An Unofficial Minecraft Book]

“Yeah we do,” I agree. I sit up and trace my finger from his collarbone to the elastic waistband of his boxers. “So why don't we stop thinking and start doing?” A hunger fills his eyes as he digs his hands into my sides and pulls me hard against him. “Yes ma'am,” he whispers right before his fingers slide my shirt over my head.”
― Amy Sparling, Autumn Unlocked

“Do you mean proactive like when you fucked my swim coach and knocked her up? Is that the kind of proactive I should be shooting for?”
― Karen M. McManus, The Cousins

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― Richard Thompson, BrainHacks: How To Hack Your ADHD Advantage