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― Bossypants
― Bossypants
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― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Almost everyone first realized they were becoming a grown woman when some dude did something nasty to them. ...It was mostly men yelling shit from cars. Are they a patrol sent out to let girls know they've crossed into puberty? If so, it's working.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
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― Bossypants
― Bossypants
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― Bossypants
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