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“I don’t mean to be rude —” he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable. “— yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often,” Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.
“[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“The purpose that you wish to find in life, like a cure you seek, is not going to fall from the sky. ...I believe purpose is something for which one is responsible; it's not just divinely assigned.”
― Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist
― Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist
Emmily’s 2025 Year in Books
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