Wesley Jensen

“The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.”
― Eion Colfer

“Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony

“HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

“I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl