“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”
― The Eternity Code
― The Eternity Code
“I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.”
― The Artemis Fowl Files
― The Artemis Fowl Files
“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
― The Titan’s Curse
― The Titan’s Curse
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