Robby

“I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.”
― David Sedaris

“I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.”
― Laura Kightlinger

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
― Betty Friedan