Amy

“Finally, she mused that human existence is as brief as the life of autumn grass, so what was there to fear from taking chances with your life?”
― Mo Yan, Red Sorghum

“I’m going to destroy the goddamn universe with my irrational joy and I will spew forth pictures of clumsy kittens and baby puppies adopted by raccoons and MOTHERFUCKING NEWBORN LLAMAS DIPPED IN GLITTER AND THE BLOOD OF SEXY VAMPIRES AND IT’S GOING TO BE AWESOME.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“I have never understood potatoes,” Sissix said. “The whole point of a potato is to cover it with salt so you don’t notice how bland it is. Why not just get a salt lick and skip the potato?” “Don’t”
― Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

“Well, when the Enquirer becomes your standard for living, you’re in a lot of trouble! When”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking