Viel C

“I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage.”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“I hate Christmas. Everything is designed for families, romance, warmth, emotion and presents, and if you have no boyfriend, no money, your mother is going out with a missing Portuguese criminal and your friends don't want to be your friend anymore, it makes you want to emigrate to a vicious Muslim regime, where at least all the
women are treated like social outcasts. Anyway, I don't care. I am going to quietly read a book all
weekend and listen to classical music.”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Would that Christmas could just be, without presents. It is just so stupid, everyone
exhausting themselves, miserably hemorrhaging money on pointless items nobody wants: no
longer tokens of love but angst-ridden solutions to problems. (Hmm. Though must admit, pretty bloody pleased to have new handbag.) What is the point of entire nation rushing round for six
weeks in a bad mood preparing for utterly pointless Taste-of-Others exam which entire nation then
fails and gets stuck with hideous unwanted merchandise as fallout?”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“The whole bloody world's got a commitment problem.
It's the three-minute culture. It's a global attention-span deficit.”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary