Michael

“Sentimental memories were like sugar-water icicles.”
― Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All

“Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way lies grace - and maybe even glory.”
― Tom Robbins, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates

“The correspondent wondered ingenuously how in the name of all that was sane could there be people who thought it amusing to row a boat. It was not an amusement; it was a diabolical punishment, and even a genius of mental aberrations could never conclude that it was anything but a horror to the muscles and a crime against the back.”
― Stephen Crane, Open Boat

“Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.”
― Tom Robbins