Noj Apeem

“What, Berrystumpytail?” Poppypaw suggested. “That would be a mouthful!”
― Erin Hunter, Outcast

“You see?" Spidroth said to Dave. "No foe can stand against us. We are all seasoned warriors. Even the creeper isn't too terrible at fighting." "Wow, Spidroth," said Carl, "I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. And to return the favor, I want to tell you how much I love that bright red skin of yours. It makes you look just like a big, freaky apple.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 31: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“Are any of the main characters going to die? All of them will, apart from Boggo. Then Boggo will become a hero and fight Boggobrine, his long-lost evil brother.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 29: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“These… are… the… most… delicious… potatoes… EVER!” Carl said, his mouth stuffed full. “Carl, old chap,” said Porkins, “could I try one of those potatoes?” “NO!” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book