Noj Apeem

“These… are… the… most… delicious… potatoes… EVER!” Carl said, his mouth stuffed full. “Carl, old chap,” said Porkins, “could I try one of those potatoes?” “NO!” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You see?" Spidroth said to Dave. "No foe can stand against us. We are all seasoned warriors. Even the creeper isn't too terrible at fighting." "Wow, Spidroth," said Carl, "I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. And to return the favor, I want to tell you how much I love that bright red skin of yours. It makes you look just like a big, freaky apple.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 31: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

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― Crafty Nichole, Minecraft Superheroes #2 - Civil War

“He didn’t leave me to die,” said the cowman. “Master Creepo respects me too much. I’m his invaluable servant.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 31: An Unofficial Minecraft Story