J. András

“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby

“The devil's voice is sweet to hear.”
― Stephen King

“Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”
― Edward Gorey

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.”
― Isaac Asimov