Will

“There's a moment. Where I'm staring at the door. And I think to myself "This is my rock bottom."
But I might as well find out what the full depth of my rock bottom looks like. Maybe there's something interesting down here, like my dignity.”
― Sara Raasch, Go Luck Yourself

“I’m sorry.” I twist back around to her. “Did you say resume pureeing spinach into the pancakes?” Renee shakes her head at how one of her staff is slicing carrots, only half paying attention to me. “Yes, of course.” “Of course?” “It was the only way to get either of you boys to eat vegetables when you were younger.” She looks at me again, head cocking. “Did you never wonder why your pancakes were green?” “They were—it was—they were Christmassy!” “Yes. Thanks to the spinach.” “You have children! Do you treat them with as much subterfuge as you treat me and Kris?” “Unapologetically.”
― Sara Raasch, The Nightmare Before Kissmas

“You're so bread," Art finally said. "I can't wait to see you toasted.”
― T.J. Klune, The Bones Beneath My Skin

“Which - honestly - you're all terrible at coming up with names for things. Where's the imagination? Your ancestors were so much better, even when they thought the stars were gods. I mean, who the heck looks up and says, oh look, it's my favorite, VL62. How pretty.”
― T.J. Klune, The Bones Beneath My Skin