Louise Ann D.

“The trouble with rules, though, is that you'll always be tempted to break one- for the right reasons, due to unavoidable circumstances, because it feels as if there's no other choice. And once you break one, the rest seem like so much broken glass. The damage is already done.”
― Stacey Kade, The Rules

“Patience, young grasshopper,” he teased. “Good things come to those who wait.” “How very wise of you,” I teased back.
Russ shrugged. “I eat a lot of fortune cookies.”
― Kelly Oram, Ungifted

“A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect.  They need to be created by a woman.  They’re like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn they’ve watched growing up.”
― Christine Zolendz

“You know, if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.”
― Christine Zolendz, Fall From Grace