Victoria Carmack

“And we almost got away with it except this one kid—I forget his first name, but his last name was Ferilikins or something—told the coach, “They were playing bodies” and then explained that “Person A punched Person B” (not his exact words).”
― James Rallison, The Odd 1s Out: How to Be Cool and Other Things I Definitely Learned from Growing Up

“Mom says the farting nurse turned out to be a very nice woman.”
― R.J. Palacio, Wonder