Mary E.

“My dear,” she whispered. “Some advice from a long-married woman: every time he speaks, close your eyes and think of England.”
― India Holton, The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels

“I'm afraid I've done nothing at all to advance the plot."
"You chose to come away with me," Ned reminded her.
"So this is merely romance," she frowned disapprovingly. "I was hoping for an epic adventure, or a gothic mystery at the very least."
Ned laughed. "Darling, don't worry, the story has just begun.”
― India Holton, The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels

“Charming man, shame she would have to assassinate him one day soon.”
― India Holton, The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels

“Half of what I’m wearing is unmentionable. Suffice it to say, if you were dressed as a woman, you would understand the impossibility of going to bed in your clothes.”
― India Holton, The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels