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“Trying to look impressed by all of these people attempting to be different in the exact same way is exhausting. If they want to seem so dark and mysterious, they should try going on a vengeful murder mission once in a while.”
― Eve Kellman

“The thing about having a mental breakdown is that no matter how obvious it is that you're having one, it is somehow not obvious to you. I'm fine, you think. So what if I watched TV for twenty-four straight hours yesterday. I'm not falling apart. I'm just lazy. Why it's better to think yourself lazy than think yourself in distress, I'm not sure. But it was better. More than better: it was vital.”
― Tara Westover, Educated

“I don't know if you have ever been to the funeral of a man you've murdered, but if not, I suggest giving it a try. It's an interesting experience.”
― Eve Kellman

“Every woman knows that all good plans start with a brand-new notebook.”
― Eve Kellman, How to Kill a Guy in Ten Ways