“I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???”
― On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
― On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
“Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, 'Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?”
― Startled by His Furry Shorts
― Startled by His Furry Shorts
“The air will always be to filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too cold. You will always have some excuse not to live your life.”
― Haunted
― Haunted
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