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“I couldn’t have loved her more if she was my own child. But sometimes I considered shaving her eyebrows off while she slept.

For the sake of developing her character.”
― Molly Harper, The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

tags: humor

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“The bottom line is: if you were a jerk in your original life, you're probably going to be a bigger undead jerk, If you were a decent person, say a juvenile-services librarian with a secret collection of unicorn figurines, you're probably going to be a kinder, gentler vampire.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

tags: jane-jameson, molly-harper, nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs, unicorns

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“One of these days you're going to fall in love, son. Don't settle for just anyone. Choose the girl that doesn't come easy; the one you have to fight for, and then never stop fighting. Never”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

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“And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair.
Without super hearing, I wouldn't have heard Zeb whisper, "This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."
"Maybe they'll get muddy," Dick said. "Please, Lord, let them get muddy.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

tags: dick, funny, jane-jameson, missy, molly-harper, mud, nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs, richard, zeb

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“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian."
He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. "I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a call girl by--"
I stopped him with a quick lift of an eyebrow. "If you finish that sentence, we cannot be friends.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

tags: dick, funny, jane-jameson, librarians, molly-harper, nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs, richard

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