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“How to Spell Read Before school started, my mother told me that second grade was the most interesting grade because this was the year that I would be able to read chapter books all by myself. I already knew how to read, even though I had tried very hard not to learn. You see, my friend Billy told me that you really don’t have to know how to read. Billy says that when you grow up and make lots of money, you can pay people to read for you. That sounded good to me. “I hate reading,” I announced when Miss Daisy passed out some spelling worksheets. “Me too!” agreed Miss Daisy. “You do?” we all asked. “Yup,” she said. “I can’t read a word.”
― Dan Gutman, My Weird School: #1-4 [Collection]

“be here teaching you, I could be home sitting on my comfortable”
― Dan Gutman, My Weird School: #1-4 [Collection]

“narrow channel on the moon's surface.  mid 19th cent.: from German (see RILL). Linked entries: RILL ril·lettes   plural n. pâté made of minced pork or other light meat, seasoned and combined with fat.  French, diminutive (plural)”
― Oxford University Press, The New Oxford American Dictionary

“My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school.”
― Dan Gutman, My Weird School: #1-4 [Collection]