Dalene LaPointe

“Mike went fishing one day, but at the end he had not caught a single fish. On the way back home, he stopped at a fish store. “I want to buy three trout, please,” he said to the owner. “But instead of putting them in a bag, can you throw them to me?” “Throw them? Why do you want me to do that?” the owner asked. Mike replied, “So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!”
― Ilana Weitzman, Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!

“Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were duking it out somewhere in space. Darth Vader said to Luke, “Join me and experience the power of the dark side!” Luke replied, “The dark side can’t be that powerful.” “Yes it is. I even know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke.” “How?” Luke asked. “I felt your presents.”
― Ilana Weitzman, Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!