Mark Drovdahl

“I could just see Mr. Fields at the dinner table with his family. He’d blow his shrill whistle and then scream, “Pass me the peas!” Then as his wife’s shaking hands passed the bowl of peas, he’d blow his whistle again and scream, “Hustle, hustle, hustle!” and cause her to drop the bowl. Then he’d get really mad and shout, “Okay, no slacking allowed here! Drop and give me fifteen push-ups, Mrs. Fields!”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II

“big league”
― Oxford University Press, The New Oxford American Dictionary

“It ain’t over until somebody gets eaten alive by a swarm of flying lamp shades.”
― Chris Rylander, The Fourth Stall Part II