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“With no mum or brothers or sisters, Alfie had to care for his father alone. Besides having to go to school and do his homework, the boy would do all the shopping, all the cleaning, cook all the meals, and do all the washing up. Alfie never complained though. He loved his dad with all his heart.”
― Demon Dentist
― Demon Dentist
“building were a lot more grown-ups, some of them just standing there, others sitting by tents or lying in sleeping bags. They looked up expectantly when they saw Barry. Lukas got his loudhailer back out. “Move away, please!” The grown-ups looked disappointed, shuffling backwards to let them through. The three boys walked up to the door, which was large and black and on which were written, in big brass capitals:”
― The Blockbuster Baddiel Collection: The Parent Agency; The Person Controller; AniMalcolm
― The Blockbuster Baddiel Collection: The Parent Agency; The Person Controller; AniMalcolm
“The dentist followed the children’s gaze and fixed her eyes on Alfie. “Oh yes, I thought it might be you…” Miss Root’s long, thin, gnarled finger pointed straight at him. “You, boy. Come to Mummy…” When Alfie’s shaking legs finally propelled him to the front of the hall, he looked into the dentist’s eyes for the first time. Miss Root’s eyes were black. Blacker than oil. Blacker than coal. Blacker than the blackest black.”
― Demon Dentist
― Demon Dentist
“BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG!”
― The Midnight Gang
― The Midnight Gang
“Barry lay in his bed, fuming. He’d gone straight to his room, without cleaning his teeth or anything, and slammed the door. But it had just come back at him as his door didn’t really shut properly unless you closed it carefully, jiggling the handle up as you did it. So he’d had to do that after his slam, which felt completely at odds with a show of rage. He lay there in his onesie – a zebra one, with ears and a tail, which was too big for him because it had been passed down from Lukas – and stared at his room. His head”
― The Blockbuster Baddiel Collection: The Parent Agency; The Person Controller; AniMalcolm
― The Blockbuster Baddiel Collection: The Parent Agency; The Person Controller; AniMalcolm
Jake H’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Jake H’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
947 books
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322 friends
1,276 books
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476 friends
5,124 books
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210 friends
4,053 books
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1,733 friends
15,749 books
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4,993 friends
1,169 books
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135 friends
10,065 books
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1,737 friends
1,679 books
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2,282 friends
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