·「 《 Cooper 》」·

“Wikipedia is a fake encyclopedia. Do not trust anything you read in it.”
― Mike Cernovich, Hoaxed

“Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“A duck walks into a store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck goes back to the store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says, “NO, we don’t sell grapes,” so the duck leaves the store. The next day the duck goes back to the same store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager is furious now and says, “NO, WE DO NOT SELL GRAPES! IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK IF WE SELL GRAPES AGAIN, I’LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE FLOOR!” The next day the duck goes back to the same store and says to the manager, “Excuse me, do you sell nails at this store?” The manager says, “No, we don’t sell nails.” The duck replies, “That’s good. Do you sell grapes?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes not the end of my knock knock jokes!”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids