Megan

“WARNING smiling muscle woman will strangle you to death”
― Yukiko Motoya, The Lonesome Bodybuilder

“She awoke with renewed certainty that Carl Jung was full of shit.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Squeeze Me

“Of course, there’s likely to be the occasional jeer or heckle from an insensitive bystander, pointing out that your lover is a bicycle saddle, but let this minor obstacle only stoke the flames of your love. Your partner will no doubt be prepared to be swung as hard as it takes to protect your honor. More important, most human men are no match for his manliness in bed.”
― Yukiko Motoya, The Lonesome Bodybuilder

“Kim Jong Chol even found a way to work the Belgian movie star into his school work. "If I had my idea world I would not allow weapons and atom bombs any more," he wrote in a school project while in Bern. "I would destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude van Damme.”
― Anna Fifield, The Great Successor: The Divinely Perfect Destiny of Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong Un