Alison

“Oh. My. If it isn't the Christian Grey of Pilates!”
― Tracie Podger, Limp Dicks & Saggy Tits

“Every secret of a writers soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind, is written large in his works - Virginia Woolf”
― Tracie Podger

“Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck.
He spins around, wipes his neck and looks down at the banana on the floor.
"Did you really just fruitally assault me?”
― Ella Dominguez, The Art of Domination

“I take the tiniest of steps back and reach out to place my hand in his. When I do, it’s exactly as I thought – electrifying. Game face, Veronica, game face. I smile as if he has no effect on me at all. I know this works when I am doing my job. I don’t know if it will work for him, but here it goes. “Veronica Johnson,” I confidently reply.

He just stands there for a moment grinning. It’s as if he’s happy that I seem unphased by him. I am definitely not used to the reaction he is giving me. Joe’s reaction, now that was the typical reaction. But, this? What the hell is this?”
― J.B. McGee, Conspiring