Millie

“I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???”
― Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“Look, I can't go out with you, because...because...because I'm a lesbian.”
― Louise Rennison, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.”
― Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”
― Louise Rennison , Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants