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“Q: What does a computer do when it’s tired? A: It crashes. Q: What did the tooth fairy use to fix her wand? A: Toothpaste. Q: Why did the computer get glasses? A: To improve his web sight. Q: What stays in the corner but travels all over the world? A: A stamp. Q: What did the computer say when it fell into quicksand? A: “Help me! I’m syncing!” Q: What do you get when you have two doctors at once? A: Pair-a-medics. Q: What should you do when you get in a jam? A: Grab some bread and peanut butter. Q: How can you go surfing in the kitchen? A: On a micro-wave.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: When do you stop at green and go on red? A: When you’re eating a watermelon.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“You can get a Frito pie, which is a bag of Fritos with a scoop of chili and cheese, at the Texas State Fair!”
― Bill O'Neill, The Great Book of Texas: The Crazy History of Texas with Amazing Random Facts & Trivia