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George Carlin
“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings
tags: humor

Steve Maraboli
“How would your life be different if…You stopped making negative judgmental assumptions about people you encounter? Let today be the day…You look for the good in everyone you meet and respect their journey.”
Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

George Carlin
“The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings
tags: humor

George Carlin
“Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is not nearly as interesting a headline as 'Charlie kills 200.' Death is much more satisfying and entertaining if you personalize it.

Me, I'm still waitin' for Hurricane Ed. Old Ed wouldn't hurt ya, would he? Sounds kinda friendly. 'Hell no, we ain't evacuatin'. Ed's comin'!”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Jarod Kintz
“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.
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Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

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