Sleepy Ninja

“I'll make up for all the years
I was supposed to be kissing you.”
― Leo Christopher

“Other stories tell how I eat innocent newborns, how I’m ten feet tall, how I breathe fire and have great dragon wings. None of these are wholly accurate. I don’t have dragon wings, I don’t breathe fire, I’m only eight feet tall and I’ve never eaten a newborn that didn’t have it coming. My name is Mevolent. What’s yours?”
― Derek Landy, Kingdom of the Wicked

“Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“Never apologize for being nerdy, because unnerdy people never apologize for being assholes.”
― John Barrowman