Sarah

“If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you is if you weren’t invited.”
― Orlando Winters, Stop Being a F***ing Idiot

“So thirsty," Jack groaned.
"So worried,"said the frog. I hope we don't starve to death."
"Yes,"said Jill, "not starving to death would be nice."
"So would not thirsting to death," said Jack
"Thirsting isn't even a word," said Jill
"It isn't?"
"No."
"Then what's the word?"
"I dont know. You just can't."
"Oh."
This is, of course, the kind of inane conversation that occurs when people are slowly losing their minds.”
― Adam Gidwitz, In a Glass Grimmly

“Patrick used to be popular, until Sam bought him some good music.”
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“Thank you for helping me turn the page.”
― Wendelin Van Draanen, Runaway