Robert

“They administered pain-control hypnosis and something they called “compensatory neural stimulation,” but trust me, none of it did a damned thing...sort of like giving you two aspirin before setting you on fire.”
― Jay Allan, Crimson Worlds Collection I

“And what is this internet thing made of?” asked Francis. “Cats,” said St Thomas, “Mostly cats. And naked women.”
― Heide Goody, Godsquad

“I’m getting pretty good at this. Maybe when all this is over I could be a product tester for Mars rovers.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“The rover and trailer regulate their own temperatures just fine, but things weren’t hot enough in the bedroom. Story of my life.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian