Robert

“Fizgig is based on my 16-year-old house cat, who is too old to care about your bullshit. She (the commander, not my cat) contacts Dryker, warning him that she's going to board his vessel and slaughter his crew.”
― Chris Fox, Void Wraith

“It’s amazing to me that they’ve survived this long.” “Not me,” said Ben. “Makes total sense. They don’t eat anything, they don’t get physical, and they always travel in herds.” “So you’re saying the hipster is the post-apocalyptic cockroach.” “I’m saying the hipster is every era’s cockroach.” “Fair.”
― Clayton Smith, Apocalypticon

“What is that unholy moaning?” said Rutspud. “It sounds like a whale trying to mate with a pipe organ.” “Oh, that’ll be the Enya,” said Scabass. “Don’t worry, you’ll totally forget about it once the kittens get to work on you.” With”
― Heide Goody, Hellzapoppin'

“He was born for hookers and tequila. And there was a disturbing lack of both in his new bunker of an office here buried underneath a mountain outside Denver. “One”
― Nick Webb, Legacy Fleet: The Complete Trilogy