Eris

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.”
― Germaine Greer

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen