Chad Skupski

“He was obviously a very arrogant ragamuffin, and younger than she was, to boot. And he was wearing a necromancer's bells! Apart from that, he was quite handsome, which was another black mark as far as she was concerned.”
― Garth Nix, Lirael

“Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?”
― Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

“If your world is out there and you are in here then the only things that will gather within these walls are time and bitterness. Eventually, that bitterness will eat away at you and leave nothing behind but resentment and hate.”
― R.D. Ronald, The Zombie Room

“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.”
― John Rachel, Blinders Keepers